Little White Men

In Manhattan traffic lights go red, yellow, and green for cars. Pedestrians, intead, get a hault sign from an orange hand and a go sign from a little white man.

The little white man is made up of tiny white light bulbs, and when some of them break, the little white man can become a decapitated little white man, or perhaps a one-legged little white man.

The little white man always walks to his left, but that's because this is New York, and on the east coast most people are democrats.

The little white man is on every corner of the city. If you walk around Manhattan, though, don't wait for the light to turn green; You'll be waiting forever.